Welcome to our website


We haven’t figured out what we do. 

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Welcome to our website

We’re not sure if this site is about butlers that commit crimes or crimes that happened to butlers.  

All we know is the crime butler is here...

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The Crime Butler


About us

We don’t know what we are or what we’re doing.  We just needed to let you know the crime butler lives here.  More to come…